This is the reason LordTony.com exists. Sure everyone likes the movies more, but this is where it all started. Back in 2004 I created the only anti-blog ever, and this is how it evolved. Here is where I will give you the privilege of getting to read about how I punched some Blockbuster employee in the face or spilled scalding coffee on myself and didn't even blink. You may also read in the near future how I helped Muhammad Ali win every single one of his fights using a highly distracting impossible cube (that I formed out of nothing). Originally I was going to handle every aspect of this site myself but if you feel like working for free writing awesome/funny/angry content, then contact me about it. Lord Tony decides if you are worthy. Lord Tony doesn't play by anybody's rules, not even his own. Consequently, playing monopoly against Lord Tony isn't fun. What am I talking about? Monopoly is never fun. Oh, and one more thing, if you send crap in, you will get all the credit you desire making LordTony.com 10 times awesomer than ebaumsworld.


This photograph has not been altered poorly with an illegal copy of photoshop.

-- Lord Tony (02/22/06)




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Hangman's Guide to Motivation Hangman 06/14/06
How To Spot Fakes Lord Tony Sama 06/13/06
To My Dear Writers Lord Tony Sama 06/06/06
Prove You Have No Spine by Writing into Parenting Magazine Lord Tony Sama 05/08/06
Kill Um' All Lord Tony Sama 05/01/06
Siamese Twin Questions I Want Answered Lord Tony Sama 04/16/06
Flag Burning: Who the Hell Cares? Lord Tony Sama 04/07/06
Lord Tony Screws Around With His New Webcam Lord Tony Sama 03/26/06
The Top 10 Things People Do on AIM That Really Piss Me Off Lord Tony Sama 03/20/06
The South Lost, Get Over it Lord Tony Sama 03/13/06
You Suck Dickinson Lord Tony Sama 03/13/06
Two Unrelated Commentaries About Two Unrelated People... Weird Lord Tony Sama 03/13/06
We All Know I Could Own You Lord Tony Sama 03/03/06
Lord Tony's Insult Generator Lord Tony Sama 03/02/06
Toll Booth Ownage Lord Tony Sama 02/28/06
Rednecks and Jocks Play Halo: Here are Some Real Games Lord Tony Sama 02/27/06
The Best Tattoo Ever Lord Tony Sama 02/25/06
Mission Retared (Aka: Paragraphs are for Pansies) Lord Tony Sama 02/25/06
Blasphemy Lord Tony Sama 02/25/06




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