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This is the reason LordTony.com exists. Sure everyone likes the movies more, but this is where it all started. Back in 2004 I created the only anti-blog ever, and this is how it evolved. Here is where I will give you the privilege of getting to read about how I punched some Blockbuster employee in the face or spilled scalding coffee on myself and didn't even blink. You may also read in the near future how I helped Muhammad Ali win every single one of his fights using a highly distracting impossible cube (that I formed out of nothing). Originally I was going to handle every aspect of this site myself but if you feel like working for free writing awesome/funny/angry content, then contact me about it. Lord Tony decides if you are worthy. Lord Tony doesn't play by anybody's rules, not even his own. Consequently, playing monopoly against Lord Tony isn't fun. What am I talking about? Monopoly is never fun. Oh, and one more thing, if you send crap in, you will get all the credit you desire making LordTony.com 10 times awesomer than ebaumsworld.

This photograph has not been altered poorly with an illegal copy of photoshop.
-- Lord Tony (02/22/06)
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Everything on LordTony.com was made in notepad; frontpage is for fags. © LordTony 2005
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