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It started out simple enough, the creepy smile is an instant classic and far less depressing than the crap people with webcams actually take pictures of. Perhaps I should have cut my face and used the blood to draw a tear, nah, that is too cool for an emo. Next up was the standard "funny face" where I playfully pretended my tongue was my upper lip. This might have been funny back when tongues were new, but now adays I am sure someone would manage to be offended. This was a blatant hate crime because there is a stereotype floating around out there that says black people have big lips. Now for the next pictures.
In the likely event a webcam whore wants more attention, s/he will resort to either a) showing some skin; or b) anything else for attention. The above pictures fall in the latter category. The reason for this is because I attempt to keep this site as porn free as needed by prohosting so they don't drop me. Lord Tony is quite sadly at the mercy of his hosting service until he makes some legitimate money rather than stealing from children with low self esteem. That said, I would like to point out that that is a real sprite can, and I am in fact not a homosexual.
Here is where the boredom sets in and I might have actually done something original. I was taking a standard depressing picture when I learned that some ninja mummy thing from Naruto was trying to assassinate me for being the divine one. The second this picture was taken I saw it, turned around and did one of those fire uppercuts from street fighter, but I got the moves mixed up and accidently said "Hadoken!" It was embarrassing for me, but luckily the only person who heard me say it was now dead. I friggin' love this job. The other picture was completely out of boredom. It is hard to stick that crap, makes for a neat picture though.
I will be the first to admit I was losing sanity when took these. Suffice to say, I don't really remember what the wild monkey love I was doing in them. The last thing I remember was eating that mummy ninja to absorb his magical powers. I suppose he was laced with something. Moral of the Day: "Don't eat mummy ninjas." | |||||||||||
