- Added a dojo article not written by Lord Tony... for the most part.

• (06/13/06) - Clean out your lockers, because writers, you are all fired... crap, never mind. With the exception of Hangman, you are all fired. Don't expect to be able to access your Lordtony.com e-mail, or see your very very few updates on the site any longer. Also, I haven't received a single request to keep you on board either, so it looks like no one cares about you. Go back to living in cardboard boxes and telling stories about how you once had a chance at something. Lord Tony has no sympathy, but that doesn't even need to be stated.

• (06/12/06) 6:52 P.M. - With the execption of Hangman; writers, you now have 1 day.

• (06/11/06) 3:38 P.M. - Writers, you now have 1 day.

• (06/09/06) 12:27 A.M. - Writers, you now have 4 days.

• (06/08/06) 8:44 A.M. - Writers, you now have 5 days.

• (06/07/06) 12:01 A.M. - Writers, you now have 6 days.

• (06/06/06) - The transmission on my car screwed up completely yesterday and I had to push it back into my neighborhood while it was stuck in park. I found it was easier to just lift the back end and run it like a wheelbarrow. I got pulled over about half way home for going 60 in a 45, but the cop let me off because the bumper of my car didn't have a speedometer, and I gave him a donut. Lucky for you, now I am almost forced to update this site because it is either this or more Kingdom Hearts 2. There are very few things more bothersome than getting you face torn off by an enemy of Mickey Mouse. In other news, my connection to the internet has been suffering greatly ever since I installed Warcraft III so the movie I have been trying to get online will have to wait until some deus ex machina comes and fixes it for me. Don't expect too many updates larger than 100kbs for a while. Lastly, I managed to piss off a teacher of mine with my flag burning article, which is sort of a good thing. As long as I am offending people, I know I am doing my job right.

• (05/07/06) - I entered a few of my films into "Spark Plug Arts Festival 2006" and I walked away with 3rd place for Editor's Cut (and last place for Lord Tony Breaks things: Episode 3). Tell tell you the truth though, all of the movies that entered sucked, and mine sucked the 3rd least. The medal looks cool though. Check it:
  
  

• (05/03/06) - The first piece of fanmail in this site's history magically appeared in my inbox today making Christopher Boyhan the most grateful of all of you ungrateful pricks. Thanks Chris, because of you, I wont hotlink my site to the world's largest goaste.cx jpeg on the net.

  Greetings Lord Tony,
  
  Over this past weekend, I stumbled upon your videos. I must say, they are all quite hilarious! My favorites are "All Lord Tony's Base", "Knight Vs. Ninja", and "Five Minutes of Boredom". You've got some great talent, man. Thanks for the laughs. =)
  
  I'll be keeping an eye on LordTony.com for updates. Keep up the great work!
  
  -Chris

• (03/19/06) - Added the paint page in order to motivate my only writer. I also replaced the jerky sidebar jpgs with gifs and cut down the page loading time by like 75%. Man I am awesome.

• (03/14/06) - Those of you who know me may have already been warned that this was coming, but I am very proud to announce that Lord Tony in collaboration with Jonathan Sims have created 2 movies this week. One is something Sims is using as a school project. The other is the editor's cut of the first film; a hardcore, raw footage, no holds bar, awesome fest. Can you guess which one I added to the super awesome videos page? "Editor's Cut" as I have deemed it has been called the best yet by all of the one of the people I have asked. Is it really better than "Five Minutes of Boredom?" That is or you to decide. Oh, and here is a screen shot:
  
  

• (03/04/06) 1:39 A.M. - The site is now 100% complete.

• (03/02/06) - I just updated the dojo with the Lord Tony Insult Generator, but I figure this baby belongs on the home page as well. Oh, and for all of you who remember it from last year, I have added a few.
  

  "You sir are a(n)

  Jewish sucky gay Canadian Mexican Neo-Nazi Communist idiotic anorexic French emo worthless pimply faced

  boner fart scrotum nutsack vomit butt mucus nipple underwear winky faggot milk cheese wedgy

  biter huffer eater drinker sniffer licker stain plucker munch sucker blower smoker popper puffer wanker snorter

  !!!"

• (02/25/06) - I put my first actual content up in the dojo and I must admit that it is nothing but old material from the only anti-blog ever, which if you haven't figured it out by now, is the original inspiration for this hunk of cyber space. Even if it is old though, it still kicks the crap out of any other page you have been too today. Speaking of, it looks like today alone I got 50 hits. It's a shame that I know it is from some troll clicking the refresh button a few times. Either way, welcome to a world where I am king, where kicking puppies is encouraged, and where "Tony" is only my middle name. Welcome to, LordTony.com

• (02/21/06) - Today has been a day that can take other days and throw up inside those days' mouths while they were making out, but this day is so awesome that even though the other days feel used, the will keep coming back for more of today. That is how good today was. Lord Tony got his first official minion today, and I plan on running him through hell. On top of that, I was so pumped up that this dude pricked my finger by mistake and the blood pressure made this laser of blood shoot out and hit him in the balls, so now he has AIDS and no jewels. Oh yeah, and I added the photoshop page. Today owns.

• (02/19/06) - For some reason I bothered putting up the dojo page even though I have no substance for it just yet. I am thinking of scalping stuff from the only anti-blog ever and calling it content, but until that day, the only thing the dojo page does is replace that filler page that you have all come to know and love. As for the Manliest Men ever page, I have decided to scrap it and replace it with something that requires less work. I expect to have every filler page out by march. Soon the internet will be infested with this crap.

• (02/15/06) - I just realized that the dates for the news below this one are really screwed up, but I don't feel like putting in the energy to fix them. Instead Lord Tony has decided to put random dates in there instead. Oh, and the "Educational Media tab takes you somewhere now. Good times, good times.

• (02/02/02) - The FAQ has stuff on it now thanks to a personal friend of mine. The next to get worked on will most likely be the media page.

• (08/19/25) - The site might actually be coming together. Lord Tony has yet to add any real substance, but the links all go somewhere now. Go ahead, enjoy the filler page.