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--Kill Um' All--

Then Kill the Rest of Um':

Sure enough another 50 years went by and politics screwed everything. They used to know what they were doing too! You could be killed for just about anything: murder, rape, witchcraft, J walking, not using your turn signal like the idiot you are. Hell, I bet suicide was a capital offense! On top of that, whenever they did kill somebody, they didn't do it like today with the painless injection on a sterilized arm followed by the warden giving you a lolly pop. They hanged you in front of the whole town so all the victims could gain satisfaction. You could even bribe the hangman to kill you quickly. That's what I call justice! My how times have changed. Now adays you can rape all the children you want and get a maximum of 20 years and after you have served your sentence, go back out and rape some more. The one that bugs me so much is that the people who promote government funding of killing unborn children are the same people that don't want to kill the people who have actually done something to have it coming, like say, not used their turn signal. In our day and age the political correctness has gotten to everyone's head and now we are punishing crimes like littering. I have but one thing to say about littering. The cops today suck too. I have a friend who broke a cop's knee with a crow bar, I would have felt bad about it, but he was a cop. Aren't you supposed to be tough before you become a police man? This one guy broke a lead pipe across my back one time and I didn't even notice until a few seconds later when I tripped on the broken piping on the floor... which I didn't feel either. Now all I can look back on are the law stories of the olden days like one my history teacher told me:

My grandfather and my dad woke up one Sunday about 50 years ago to go to one of the only restaurants in town. They had to beat the crowd so they left the house around 6:00. Along the way to the restaurant they happened to run into a girl who was being raped as 2 other men were pulling the rapist off of her. This was in the middle of public so there were probably about 20 people around. My grandfather covered my dad's eyes as best he could through the ordeal. The two men had pulled this guy off of her and she was at this time wearing a blanket (or towel, I forget) some other bystander had given her. Not 3 minutes later the town judge came storming out in his pajamas and a bible. He pointed out 12 bystanders and swore them in as the jury. He asked the girl, "Did that guy rape you?" He got a yes. He then pulled up a few more random bystanders and asked if the creep did in fact rape this girl. He then asked for the verdict from his newly sworn in jury: guilty. "Get me some rope!" he proclaimed for all to hear. a few minutes he was standing next to the convicted rapist who at this point was wearing a noose loosely around his neck. "Any last words?" the judge inquired. "It was worth it." SNAP! By 6:30 he was hanging from a tree. "Anyone who takes him down before nightfall will get 5 years." To this day my dad won't drive above the speed limit.

And everyone wonders why 50 years ago was so much safer than today. The best part about killing the convicts immediately is that there are no negative outcomes! It takes the government a crapload more money to house a convict for 20 years and give him an expensive injection than it does for 6 to 10 feet of rope. That effectively lowers the taxes of all non-felons. Less people also means less traffic, less waiting in line, less rap, cheaper gas prices, and overall, less people. Who likes people anyway? Before I go I would also like to point out a simple dictionary quote before some tree hugger tries to convince me that the death penalty is the same thing as murder.

Murder - The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice.
Kill - To put to death.

Your would have had me if "unlawful" hadn't been in the definition there. Nah, I'm just screwing with you, you wouldn't have had me.

Quote of the day:
"When something awesome happens, people know that the person causing the awesome thing to happen didn't think about it."