--How to Spot Fakes--

Lord Tony, the One and Only:
For some time now it has been getting under my skin that I am not the only Lord Tony out there, but, seeing as I have the website, I am the real Lord Tony. Let me walk you through a short logical progression. If I am the real Lord Tony, and I am one of a kind, then logically, every other Lord Tony is an imposter attempting to mirror my awesomeness. Disagree? No one cares. For everyone out there who is not trying to bask in glory by stealing my hard earned name, you probably want to know how to tell me apart from the dime-a-dozen Lord Tonys out there. Today is your lucky day.

Myspace Really Sucks:
I am not completely sure how many people out there are named Tony, and quite frankly, I don't care. It does seem to bother me though, that during the myspace epidemic sweeping through the internet a handful of people with my God given name have decided to slap Lord in front of it and dub themselves me. In light of this knowledge, I have assembled a quick reference chart of how to sift through these would be Lord Tonys and arrive at the one and only. Thank me later:

Lord Tony
Everything Else
As you can see, the real Lord Tony on this side is witty, handsome, and shirtless. As a matter of fact, the only thing that can match his wit and charm is his shirtlessness. He is truly a stunning specimen. The imposter Lord Tony (or Tony Lord, whatever) on this side an ugly, old, balding man wearing a shirt that probably makes him look fat. I assume he is from the UK by looking at his teeth. [source]
The real Lord Tony is not ashamed to flaunt his unshaven stubble and acne. He knows that there is nothing women like more than hair and zits. His pasty white skin is probably caused by his room's utter lack of natural lighting. He knows that a true man doesn't need things like "sunlight" or "social interaction." Nothing says "I have herpes" quite like the look on our second imposter's face. This "Lord Tony" is the first of many Myspace Tony's. This is a dead giveaway. One time I was caught reading myspace, so I killed everyone in the room. The real Lord Tony would never have a Myspace... or herpes. [source]
The real Lord Tony loves violence. Here you see him biting his own arm because of the lack of other people in the room. His eyebrows are tilted inward to convey a look of anger, but in reality, the real Lord Tony is never happier than when he can inflict some pain on something. He also loves Spiderman. I suppose a good identifier for him would be the large Spiderman tattoo on his right arm. Here is another man who calls himself Lord Tony, but specifically does not look the part. The first error in his impersonation is his defeated and non-violent look. No one can use the title "Lord" without having to violently obtain it. He is also only using Lord Tony as a screen name for a free Lebanese dating service, which is not really my style. I also find it funny that he is holding a small child, and yet his "stats" show that he has no children. My recommendation, don't date this Lord Tony. [source]


Advice of the Day:
"If at first you don't succeed, blame Canada."




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