--Flag Burning: Who the Hell Cares?--

I'll Tell You Who Cares:
Hippies and Rednecks. I don't even know where to start with this "issue." It pisses me off with those right wing morons try to "defend their country" by worshiping a scrap of colorful fabric like a god, but it also pisses me off when some passive resistant left wing fruit cup tries to make a point by burning a flag. Isn't there some way to just let these people kill each other? There would be less traffic. I might as well break this bullet proof argument into two sections. First of all, for you self righteous angry conservatives, why would you waste a breath trying to defend the honor of a country that can't stand being on a little fire? I light myself on fire all the time and I don't complain about it. At the moment, you are at war with a country that freaks out when you make fun of their idol, and yet you freak out when someone drops a flag. That makes lots of sense! But just so the readers of this fine website know where you are coming from, I provided this simple diagram...

Burn Rating
Perfectly Fine
OMG TERRORIST!!!1one

Don't think the other side of the argument is any more coherent. It bothers me even more when some rage rock group tries to be cool by burning a flag on stage. Once again, it is just a piece of fabric. If you want to burn something, why not take all of your blood boiling liberal rights books and burn those? Then everybody wins. Also, I will take this moment to point out that Fahrenheit 9/11 was stupid even down to it's name. "Fahrenheit 451" is the degree books burn, "Fahrenheit 9/11" is a fat man's unoriginal take on that book, and Michael Moore is an uninformed slob that needs to be visited by a ninja in the near future. Why are these "people" striving so hard to gain the right to burn flags? If you're cold, burn some wood. If you can't see, burn a torch. If you're angry, burn yourself. If you want to make a difference, get a myspace like all of the other crybabies who think they have been wronged by life. If you want something to do with your time, why not try to strengthen your left wing propaganda that says killing a convicted murderer is wrong, but killing an innocent unborn baby is a woman's choice. I need to burn something, before I end up exploding.

Statistic of the Day:
"99 out of 99 ninjas agree with me about Michael Moore. They also killed the 100th ninja."




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