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This isn't an FAQ page, I just wasn't thinking too much when I named these pages. On the "Ask Lord Tony" page
you request me (Lord Tony Sama) to do stuff that you normally wouldn't try at home, such as jumping off of high
things or defecating on a police officer. Requests for backgrounds and videos would also show up here along with the name
of the guy who suggested it. Basically, I am whoring myself out to you, all that is required is to drop me a line.
So far I have fulfilled one request. I have to say I have a good feeling about this.
-- Lord Tony (01/17/06)
Request:
So, I'm supposed to be doing homework, but im bored.
So I was searching random things on google, and i came across some video of yours,
which somehow lead to your interesting yet intrigingly stupid webpage (no flame intended).
So, as I'm really bored, I will ask you to post a clip of you reading 'Frankenstein' by Mary
Shelley for your 'Ask Tony' page, because that's what I'm supposed to be doing for English.
Enjoy the rich Literature!
lol,
kiss kiss!
-- Queen Constantinople (check myspace, I dare you) (01/14/06)
Response:
I might as well start by pointing out that most do not grasp at first glance the complexity of my "stupid webpage"
and that as much as your dare interests me, I cannot subject myself to reading another myspace.
In hopes that a majority of your request centered around Mary Shelley's novel, I went ahead and chose a
page completely at random (in this case it was page 164). Because I would like to avoid legal trouble at
the moment, I would also like to site ytmnd.com as a source of inspiration on how I have chosen to read
the excerpt in question. But without further adu,
Fraunkenshteen!
Request:
Dear Lord Tony,
I have Cancer and the doctor says I have 2 more weeks to live. I am your biggest fan, do you think you could dress up
as a pirate for me?
Love -- Sally Isgonnadiesoon (01/05/06)
Response:
Yarrr!
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